The Man, The Myth, The SlackerEdit

I'm Dave, I'm a 20 something year old music lover, guitar player, family man, father, concert goer, biker, longboarder, freak-festering phish lover and husband to my beautiful wife Diana. I love contributing to the Wiki for the game I also love playing. I have a wide variety of games that I love from the casual (Plants vs. Zombies, Osmos, Angry Birds, World of Goo, Sword Brothers: Sword and Sorcery, Portal, Portal 2, Doodle Jump et...) to the hardcore (COD series, Halo, Starcraft 2 [Diamond League - Rank #6], Warcraft 3 and DOTA) I rock at 'em all. I really like board games as well, no... not Monopoly (Ticket to Ride, Catan, Carcassone, Conquest etc....) you name the game and I'll probably dig it. I also (as you can obviously tell) am totally down with gettin' my freak on with some Jam Bands, namely Phish for changing my life and perspective on it. Other bands I enjoy are The String Cheese Incident, Widespread Panic, Leftover Salmon, The Telluride House Band feat. Sam Bush, The Grateful Dead, Jerry Phil Bobby the Hartz' and The Guy Who's Currently Playing the Keys, Stonefed (awesome jams out of Moab, UT) Cornmeal, Kraddy, Any Break-Beat DJ's, basically if I can dance to the funkadelic grooves... I like it. If I have to sing along... not so much.

I can take credit for making the page on the Neo-Imperium, it probably took me 6 hours longer than it should have but I think it turned out pretty fantastic. Hop on over there and have yourself a look at my baby.

Best Item Obtainable in any Game or Life ExperienceEdit

Location	Tier	Item	Name	Attack	Defense	Job	Gift ID
Retrieved From the Heart of Wilson, Evil Ruler of Gamehenge.	Godly Jedi		"The Ocedoc" Aka... Trey Anastasio's Guitar	Melts Faces	Absorbs LSD in Mass Amounts	Get spun at a Phish Show. (while trying to avoid the N02 mafia)	Helping Phriendly Book

My favorite pagesEdit

• http://mafiawars.wikia.com/wiki/Best_501_Weapons
• http://mafiawars.wikia.com/wiki/Best_501_Armor
• http://mafiawars.wikia.com/wiki/Best_501_Vehicles
• [http://mafiawars.wikia.com/wiki/Best_501_Animals

Fun Facts, Sweet Pics and Other Awesomeness! Edit

Sweet Slot Machine WinEdit

Sweet Jackpot Bonus SpinEdit

This was my first spin (since they added the new loot) on the Lucky Stash when the new loot came out and I got the best item. Crustacean90 55 145 I'm going to add a gallery to this spot because I'm on an absolutely awesome roll for getting the top item at the time. I've taken screenshots of all my wins. I made the edit and posted it, then computer froze while posting. DOH!